This past Friday and Saturday at my son’s soccer practice and game, we played against kids that must be on growth hormones. These kids were HUGE. Our team suffer 3 injuries in less than 24 hours. Two hits to the face and one groin shot. The boy on our team who got hit in the groin told his father that night that he got hit in “the boys.” His father’s response was something like this:

“The first time is the worst, and it doesn’t get any better.”